You gotta hand it to short people.

**Because it’s their tightest material.**

After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says "Put them each in a room with a blow up doll, they're that drunk they won't notice." After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says "I think mine was dead" "Dead?" the second replied. "Yeah, she was cold and didn't move or make a sound" The second man then goes "Well I think mine was a witch" "What? Why?" The first man replied "Yeah a witch. When i bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window."

The ICU

Then tell me why - girls fear cockroaches more than guys?

Call it foolish pride, but I refuse to do anyone else's bidding.

Layheewhooo

Well, her coach was a pumpkin..

Ein Stein

Two city slickers decided they were tired of the city life and moved to the country to try farming. They went to town to price tractors and found them VERY costly. Two shrewd country fellows over-heard the slickers and asked them, "Have you considered mules?" The slickers replied, "No, we didn't." The country boys offered to sell them two mule eggs. "Mules eggs?" asked the slickers. "Yes, they are much cheaper, and you can raise them yourself and they'll obey you better." "Hey! That makes sense!" So the country boys sold them two mule eggs (two water melons painted black) for $50.00. The slickers gently placed the "mule eggs" in the back of their truck and headed for the farm. "Boy, we sure got a good deal on those mule eggs didn't we?" the one slicker asked the other. "We sure did!" and they happily made their way down the road neglecting to see a huge pot-hole in the road. WHAM! They hit the hole and the driver looked back to see one of the "mule eggs" go flying out of the truck. They slammed the brakes on just as the egg hit a rock. When it did a jack rabbit took off from behind the rock. One of the slickers yelled, "There goes one of our mules, he's getting away!" So the faster of the two took off after him. Thirty minutes later he came back winded and with no mule. The slicker that stayed behind asked, "So, he got away huh?" The other replied panting, "Yeh, he got away (pant, pant) but that's o.k., I couldn't have plowed that fast anyways."

Because they erupt to no good.